Where da gold at

I'm so thankful for my bizarro family. I showed them the leprecahun in Mobile newscast while home for Thanksgiving. They are all from Mobile, so it was especially touching. The best part was my family's ensuing conversation about how crackheads get blamed for everything. That and getting grandma to talk briefly about why she dumped home run king 'Hammerin Hank' before he made it big. Besides the fact that he played too much baseball, and some other minor reasons, she added, "I got tired of him pulling my long hair telling me I'm pretty." 

Anyways, that's her, resting after dinner.